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Dear Dearly Departed,

I'm not sure how formal this letter should be, or what will comfort you. I’m not even entirely sure how you’ve managed to die in an abandoned orchard of all places, especially with that much medicine around you, considering medicine is supposed to help humans and all, so I don’t know how to ease your worries there. The good news is, you’ll never physically hurt again! Say goodbye to all your mortal fears! The bad news is that you clearly have some unfinished business, so you’ll be trapped here until you figure out what said business is, and how to complete it. I’m very sorry for your loss.

I’m lucky enough to have befriended a few humans over these years, so I can explain things as best as a random human can. Which is, admittedly, not very well. But I do hope I can help you, at least a little bit!

The Unofficial (Though Official Due To Lack Of Other Options) Guide To Being A Ghost:

  • Daylight fades ghosts. Think of it as a very, very slow eraser to your very existence. There’s a reason most hauntings occur during the nighttime.

  • You can choose your haunting spots, I do believe! I’m not sure why ghosts haunt, perhaps you’re feeling a little bitter and you need to vent, perhaps it’s just a fun wholesome activity for the whole ghostly family!

  • You cannot touch the physical world as you normally would. I’ve heard of ghosts who possess people just to eat their favourite food again. I’ve also heard that ghosts normally choose people who are extremely tired, perhaps they’re more suggestible, more likely to wave off strange happenings? Possibly because the dark circles under their eyes can look a little spooky. I’m not sure how into dramatics you are.

  • And, an addition, just to ease your worries when you wake up and see a letter and not much else:) You will not be able to contact me in person. The nighttime is your realm, the daytime is mine. I hope after all that ghostly business this isn’t as much of a shock to you, but I’m a dryad, being out and about after dark saps me. Get it? Sap?

I do hope you’re alright, I’ve left some paper and pens behind for you to both practice manipulating real world objects and for you to write me back, but I completely understand if that’s difficult for you at first.

Have a great first night!

 

dear someone (seriously, what am i supposed to call you? ash? oak? unnamed tree?)

i can write. but its hard to. i cant pick things up, its all just thinking ridiculously hard about what i want to do and trying to get enough energy to do it. so just like i was when i was alive lol. i really want to swear but you sound like a literal angel and it feels all uncouth to. so like. what the fir. (see, theres a tree joke for you.)

you seem sweet and all but its weird writing to someone i dont know, literally all the practice i got letter-writing was thank you notes to my grandma for a five dollar bill she gave me for my birthday or whatever. so i might be bad at this. im sorry.

dont expect me to use a lot of exclamation points or make all the cutesy little quips you do, im not exactly hyped to still be up and kicking and its one extra line i have to write if i do joke around. im trying to write a lot, not write everything well.

i dont want to know any more about being a ghost. i dont want to be here, i dont want to hear about it. i do want to know about you, though.

  1. are we writing on the guts of your fallen friends? you just left me a fir ton of paper and youre a tree? why are you so chill about leaving me ground up pulp of you?

  2. who are you? do you have a name? do you want a name? why is your handwriting so nice, who taught you that?

the suns coming up. im hiding just in case itll just get me stuck but faded. like a really tight jean jacket.

have a great three millionth day or however many!!!

jamie

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current number of classic lit characters ive gone out of my way to project on and reason out why they might be gay: 8

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they ARE lesbians, ur wish Is Already Granted dkjvkjdf- maybe one day i'll stop writing 'wlw but it has Fantasy Elements' but today is not that day


current number of classic lit characters ive gone out of my way to project on and reason out why they might be gay: 8

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excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i Love Them so much


he/him pronouns please!
butch dysphoria is real

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b l e s s i love them too but ive GOTTA STOP MAKING CHARACTERS IDK WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH


current number of classic lit characters ive gone out of my way to project on and reason out why they might be gay: 8

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its okay, my dude!! i'm super hyped you like them, i just gotta find a more long term project to work on!


current number of classic lit characters ive gone out of my way to project on and reason out why they might be gay: 8

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WRITE ABOUT MY DRYAD/GHOST COUPLE (they're mine nOW :>)


he/him pronouns please!
butch dysphoria is real

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KDFVJDBKGB consider them Bestowed Upon You but i will return to write more letters between them when i have time!


current number of classic lit characters ive gone out of my way to project on and reason out why they might be gay: 8

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