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"oh, how do you two know each other?"

"you introduced us"

"oh right...."


respect existence or expect resistance

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"God I gotta do something about all these ones in my wallet"

"Go to a strip club"

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"Hey can you give me the tablet"

"You have the exact same one and we're chatting on the same app."

"Well I like the case for yours"

"ONLY BECAUSE YOURS HAS A KETCHUP STAIN THAT WAS YOUR FAULT"

(two little kids on the couch at the ymca today...)

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