Jump to content
Attention, CICADA community!
  • It’s time to say goodbye—the community at cicadamag.com is now closed. Learn more...

Recommended Posts

"oh, how do you two know each other?"

"you introduced us"

"oh right...."


respect existence or expect resistance

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"God I gotta do something about all these ones in my wallet"

"Go to a strip club"

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"Hey can you give me the tablet"

"You have the exact same one and we're chatting on the same app."

"Well I like the case for yours"

"ONLY BECAUSE YOURS HAS A KETCHUP STAIN THAT WAS YOUR FAULT"

(two little kids on the couch at the ymca today...)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"If the lord gave you selfies, why wouldn't he let you take them in his house?"

 

"I don't want any! FUCK bread!"

 

"You don't like french fries you don't get an opinion."

 

"Will you be my barbecue dad?"

"I'll be your barbecue daddy."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

*emphatically* “It’s not an eggplant!!” *sulkily* “it’s a caterpillar....”

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

“YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE OCEAN”

 

“God, it’s painful being stupid.”

 

”..then you gotta hit the porcupine with a 2 by 4 piece of plywood”


constantly confused

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"it's past my Bed time so let's get Drunk!" Said by a already very drunk dude at 6:00pm.

 

I heard that last week and I'm still laughing at it... 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

“Ha, you are a fool! Diet Coke came from the devil’s ass crack! Real Coca Cola comes from the sweet bosom of god herself.”

”Then I’ll eat Satan’s ass.”

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

×