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  1. the job: babysit a 7 year old and a 9 year old for three hours in a mcmansion
    the reality:

    -henry: are you a boy or a girl
    me, panicking: ..i dont think youre old enough for that
    me, internally: wait, shit
    -me: so have you learned what sonic is yet
    henry: ....a hedgehog
    me: mmhm. what color is he
    henry: ..........b...rown.....
    -why the fuck do these kids only listen to 80s pop
    -the 9 year old entertained herself by whiteboard-markering glass dishes
    -as long as it comes back off, kid
    -it turns out that no matter how shitty you are at singing along to any song ever, small children will look at you like youre the fucking Rock
    -or...another celebrity
    -that sings
    -fuck it im maui now
    -WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOURE WELCOME
    -terra kept getting mad at henry for fucking up her origami
    -me: he...cant claim your papers....as his own...if you put yoUR NAME ON IT
    -henry was also completely fucking enamored with watching me draw
    -i pulled out my bigass one-pound pencil case and his eyes got HUGE
    -his parents got home and he was like LOGAN SHOWED US HOW TO DRAW RADISHES and his parents were like... cool???
    -me: sw e a ts
    me, internally: totally wasnt showing your christian children sketches of my demon-esque nonbinary OC
    -either way this is the same rich lady i was Diet Crowd Control for at the party with 40 kids
    -and this is the first time her kids have liked having a babysitter
    -read: cha ching motherfuckers
    -i SO have this job
    -henry: OH NO MY PARENTS ARE HOME QUICK GO UPSTAIRS
    me:...wjhat
    henry: WE GOTTA HIDE YOU
    -apparently he thought he could keep me in his room so i wouldnt have to go home??? which is. objectively sweet. i think
    -and when i told him that wouldnt work he was like WELL ILL JUST GO HIDE MYSELF and i had to go henry please they wont let me come back if it turns out i lost one of their kids
    -children of this age are a unique challenge

    1. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      Babysitting is fuckin wild, isn't it?

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