Jump to content

conradbirdie

  • Content count

    130
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    17

conradbirdie last won the day on January 20

conradbirdie had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

224 Excellent

About conradbirdie

  • Rank
    Imago

Recent Profile Visitors

2170 profile views

Single Status Update

See all updates by conradbirdie

  1. i genuinely thought i would be able to walk up to this rad-looking punk girl and just say the common and simple phrase, 'hey, I like your hair.' no polysyllabic words, no change of a weird inflection of tone, easy. but then she pulled on a leather jacket and the rush of sheer 'Holy Fucking Shit. That's The Most Stunning Look Possible For Humans To Witness' was enough that i just ended up walking in the exact opposite direction, and that's the mood of the week, y'all!

    1. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      it's no biggie, since i see her every week for classes and stuff, i was just blown away by the contrast between 'i can say five word sentences' and 'i am very gay so i am afraid i must leave at once'

×