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  1. I just fucking outed myself to about 200 people...

  2. I got ripped to shreds today during my presentation. Damn humanities kids.

  3. a girl showed up to class in a piplup onesie and I fucking cried

  4. Breakup untitled

    We say "someday, we'll try again" even though we both know we're only saying that to make it hurt a little less
  5. On Forensic Anthropology

    It sucks that After living to be male All I'll be Is a female skeleton
  6. A Letter To Emma Gonzalez

    Dear Emma Gonzalez, On Valentines Day, 2018, your life changed forever Not because of love, But rather, A lack of it. On that day, You lost friends you've known since you were little And that thrust you into the national spotlight Dear Emma Gonzalez, You're a phoenix You buried your friends and rose from their ashes You became the Speaker of the Dead You're keeping their spark alive, Dear Emma Gonzalez, when talking about Carmen on NPR today you hesitated. she wasn't just a friend, was she? Dear Emma Gonzalez, With that spark you've lit a torch A torch that I'm going to carry with you Because my niece and nephew, Should never have to be afraid of someone with their daddy's gun Dear Emma Gonzalez, My fist is raised Dear Emma Gonzalez, I'm calling BS with you Dear Emma Gonzalez, I won't give up Dear Emma Gonzalez, I'll stand at your side. Dear Emma Gonzalez, Thank you.
  7. These Arms

    My love I'll shower you with your 10,000 kisses I'll Hold you close and I'll Wake you up from the nightmares that plague you My arms are your new home You can leave anytime you like And they'll be right here waiting for your return These arms They've seen a lot of lovers come and go They've cut down trees and torn down closets I've only recently learned That they can be a home to me, too
  8. UPDATE UPDATE: MY EX-GIRLFRIEND FOUND THE GUY WHO STOLE MY GAMEBOY AND TRIED TO FIGHT HIM. I ALMOST KISSED HER.

    In other news, I lost 12 hours of game play and a Gyarados that I spent 4 hours on to get it to evolve from a Magikarp.

    1. drowntown

      drowntown

      holy shit

  9. Plea for help

    Hey, I know this isn't much, but 7cupsoftea.com offers free online therapy. You can always talk to me, as well.
  10. Overheard Quotes

    @bluebird OK NO BUT IZAAK ACTUALLY DRANK PAINT WATER ON FRIDAY BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE WOULDN'T
  11. High Jump

    Start left onetwothree MARIO UP look back hips up don't let your feet touch the bar Dear ten year old me don't be ashamed of your training wheels the pavement is a rough mother fucker you're gonna be training on a bungee because the bar bites back
  12. Hey fam! I can't get on the discord because its blocked on school wifi, but I had a blast with y'all yesterday and hopefully I'll be able to talk with you guys again soon!

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    2. Apollo's Lover

      Apollo's Lover

      Yeah!! Come join! The link is in the discord topic under Whatever

    3. Hydra ’Liope

      Hydra ’Liope

      will do. Thanks!

    4. Apollo's Lover

      Apollo's Lover

      it's actually in the surveys sorry

  13. Discord?

    y'all I cant get on the discord at school (its blocked, fml) but I'll definitely get on when I'm home.
  14. Discord?

    @queenie_flower @drowntown @The Invincible Troodon and whoever else I'm forgetting, come join!
  15. Discord?

    aw shit I made one before I actually read this. Here's the link, if you wanna join. https://discord.gg/888Ccs
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