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  1. Untitled/Creator/in progress

    I Am a creator An unholy god of misfits and fuck ups I want life to explode from my fingertips My worst enemy is a blank page an unused piece of film waiting to be used and I vanquish it With out fear this Is what I was meant to do I was created to create worlds from my mind and translate them onto paper and give them breath a life of their own to kindle the fire of living
  2. On The Couch

    Exchanging kisses with my lover He tugs on my sleeve when he wants another
  3. I just realized that this is the first year I'm actually in the Cross Country team photo.

     

    1. X_of_Coins

      X_of_Coins

      I was only in one picture for my softball team.  I was never invited  till I stumbled across them taking pictures...  

  4. PINING JUST LIKE HOW HIS HAIR SMELLED LIKE PINES AND IT WAS AMAZING

    1. drowntown

      drowntown

      was that a fujskign pun young man

    2. queenie_flower

      queenie_flower

      um excuse me this is the pun police here to investigate your ambiguous pun

  5. IM SO DAMN GAY OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S BEEN GONE 2 HOURS AND I'M PINING AND THINKING ABOUT HIM 

     

    1. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      sounds like you had a good time, then, that's rad!!

    2. flamecoloredglowstick

      flamecoloredglowstick

      'im so damn gay' me too 

  6. I AM BLEEDING OUT OF MY EARS

    1. Ainm

      Ainm

      Read this first without context, and my first thought was "How is Marshall typing if he has a skull fracture?"

      Good luck with the recording, though! I'm sure it'll sound great. 

    2. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      i'm seconding ainm, you'll figure it out, no worries!!

  7. FUCK ME THIS SOUNDS AWFUL

  8. I started messing around with a microphone and recording today and holy SHIT is my voice high today,

     

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    2. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      it's literally just because I'm nervous about getting this perfect. I never sound like this when I'm just singing around the house

    3. drowntown

      drowntown

      sdkgjsdkfjsds ive given up trying to record songs bc i was in choir for four years and the talent intimidates me
      i believe in u tho! im sure the final product will be good

    4. Short_comedian
  9. On Toxic Masculinity

    Toxic masculinity is running rampant through my life and the guy in Forensics is asking me if I'm "still cooking bitches" I say yes through clenched teeth even though I'm still a virgin it's the only way to survive these ever constricting walls
  10. Ticket Booth, Act 1 Scene 1 Rough draft

    Kate (FTM age 6) is sitting at the ticket booth. The carnival/fair can be seen in the background. She is playing with a tech deck (if one is unavailable, a toy car will do) making small noises. Her parent is in the back, performing small tasks. A patron approaches. Kate (FTM age 6): noticing patron, putting down toy and looking excited Da (or Ma)! We have a customer! Parent turns to greet customer Parent: What can I do for you? Light on parent and patron fades out and a spotlight focuses on Kate Kate: peering into adults conversation How many tickets ya buyin’? You got any kids? How old are you? Where do ya live? Do you have any dogs? I love dogs! Kate is ignored until the transaction is nearly complete Light fades back onto parent and patron Patron: chuckles What a cute little girl! Turns to leave Kate: defiantly I’m not a girl! I’m a tomboy! Kate’s defiance falters and trails off into a mumbling frown as the light fades on the patron who is walking away MTF (age 6) walks on stage with parent(s), wearing a dinosaur shirt, slightly too big cargo shorts, and a cub scout hat. His parents approach the booth and talk to Kate’s parent. Kate: to MTF age 6 Cool shirt! I love dinosaurs! MTF (age 6): I like your charm bracelet! Tugging on mom’s shirt Mommy I want a charm bracelet just like that! MTF Parent: looking down at MTF Cub Scouts don’t wear bracelets like that. You want to be a Cub Scout, don’t you? MTF (age 6): crestfallen yeah, I guess Kate: You’re gonna be a Cub Scout? I wanna be a Cub Scout! To parent Can I be a Cub Scout? Kate’s Parent: sorry honey, only boys can be Cub Scouts. How about Daisies? Kate: but that’s Girl Scouts! I’m not a girl, I’m a tomboy! MTF: to Kate I’ll be in Cub Scouts for you, and you can be in Girl Scouts for me! I gotta go now, bye! Kate: Wait! Takes off bracelet you can have this. It’ll be our secret! Gives it to MTF MTF: Thank you! It’s so pretty! Takes pin off hat here, now you can be an honorary Cub Scout!
  11. My jam sessions get fuckin' wild I was headbanging so hard my glasses flew off

     

  12. how to trick the captcha beast (and other handy tips)

    YO SAME BUT IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND THEM ONLINE OR AT RENAISSANCE FESTIVALS (you have to be 18 though) YOU CAN ASK ME LITERALLY ANYTHING ABOUT SWORDS I'M SUCH A SWORD NERD
  13. hey dude i saw you mentioned nhd which i? Think is national history day? i'm trying to decide if i should try my hand at that, so i want to gather some info if you don't mind: how has it been so far? is this your first year or nah, like, did you enjoy it enough to come back, basically?

    1. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      It is National History Day. This is my second year doing it, and I'm not very good at researching so it's not really my thing. It's required by the program that I'm in (you can also ask @bearboy about it, he's done it before) but basically if I had the choice to do it or not, I'd skip it.

    2. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      gotcha, thanks a billion! i'm pretty into researching, so at least that part might be a little more fun for me, in a way. i'll ask izaak on his own profile so you dont keep getting pinged about it a million times lmao- thanks again!

    3. Short_comedian
  14. Ladies and gentlefolk, my boyfriend can write better than I can.

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    2. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      @queenie_flower my boyfriend is protesting my claims that he is a better writer...

    3. queenie_flower

      queenie_flower

      I thought the fact that he’s your boyfriend was being disputed bc we’re all so overly affectionate like I call logan son but no. Instead my hopes and dreams to see the cutest fucking thing in the universe have come true

    4. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      @queenie_flower hahaha I'm glad Izaak and I have fulfilled your dream

  15. and what if they were angels?

    Dammit, I'm crying because I love you and I love this and I should be working on NHD but weebly isn't working and oh my god you're so gay and I'm so gay and I can't handle my emotions for this right now
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