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Short_comedian

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  1. I just fucking outed myself to about 200 people...

  2. Breakup untitled

    We say "someday, we'll try again" even though we both know we're only saying that to make it hurt a little less
  3. I got ripped to shreds today during my presentation. Damn humanities kids.

  4. a girl showed up to class in a piplup onesie and I fucking cried

  5. On Forensic Anthropology

    It sucks that After living to be male All I'll be Is a female skeleton
  6. A Letter To Emma Gonzalez

    Dear Emma Gonzalez, On Valentines Day, 2018, your life changed forever Not because of love, But rather, A lack of it. On that day, You lost friends you've known since you were little And that thrust you into the national spotlight Dear Emma Gonzalez, You're a phoenix You buried your friends and rose from their ashes You became the Speaker of the Dead You're keeping their spark alive, Dear Emma Gonzalez, when talking about Carmen on NPR today you hesitated. she wasn't just a friend, was she? Dear Emma Gonzalez, With that spark you've lit a torch A torch that I'm going to carry with you Because my niece and nephew, Should never have to be afraid of someone with their daddy's gun Dear Emma Gonzalez, My fist is raised Dear Emma Gonzalez, I'm calling BS with you Dear Emma Gonzalez, I won't give up Dear Emma Gonzalez, I'll stand at your side. Dear Emma Gonzalez, Thank you.
  7. These Arms

    My love I'll shower you with your 10,000 kisses I'll Hold you close and I'll Wake you up from the nightmares that plague you My arms are your new home You can leave anytime you like And they'll be right here waiting for your return These arms They've seen a lot of lovers come and go They've cut down trees and torn down closets I've only recently learned That they can be a home to me, too
  8. UPDATE UPDATE: MY EX-GIRLFRIEND FOUND THE GUY WHO STOLE MY GAMEBOY AND TRIED TO FIGHT HIM. I ALMOST KISSED HER.

    In other news, I lost 12 hours of game play and a Gyarados that I spent 4 hours on to get it to evolve from a Magikarp.

    1. drowntown

      drowntown

      holy shit

  9. Plea for help

    Hey, I know this isn't much, but 7cupsoftea.com offers free online therapy. You can always talk to me, as well.
  10. Overheard Quotes

    @bluebird OK NO BUT IZAAK ACTUALLY DRANK PAINT WATER ON FRIDAY BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE WOULDN'T
  11. High Jump

    Start left onetwothree MARIO UP look back hips up don't let your feet touch the bar Dear ten year old me don't be ashamed of your training wheels the pavement is a rough mother fucker you're gonna be training on a bungee because the bar bites back
  12. Hey fam! I can't get on the discord because its blocked on school wifi, but I had a blast with y'all yesterday and hopefully I'll be able to talk with you guys again soon!

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    2. Apollo's Lover

      Apollo's Lover

      Yeah!! Come join! The link is in the discord topic under Whatever

    3. Hydra ’Liope

      Hydra ’Liope

      will do. Thanks!

    4. Apollo's Lover

      Apollo's Lover

      it's actually in the surveys sorry

  13. Discord?

    y'all I cant get on the discord at school (its blocked, fml) but I'll definitely get on when I'm home.
  14. Untitled

    I never was the perfect child Not the daughter my parents wanted My mom isn't my best friend, My dad and I hardly speak My sister posts pictures of herself doing yoga on the beach, And I'm picking endlessly at my skin I'm not the perfect daughter. But I am building a life for myself. I'm becoming a man, Living up to my own standards. I'm teaching myself That life is meant to be lived That I deserve to breathe free I'm building my pride the way I've been building my muscle for three years now I'm breaking through the barriers I stand Bronze piston legs gleaming in the sun Wind whispering through my short red hair I'm the black sheep But I'm fucking glorious I am a majestic mother fucker This is my life to live And I'm gonna fucking live it.
  15. Discord?

    @queenie_flower @drowntown @The Invincible Troodon and whoever else I'm forgetting, come join!
  16. Discord?

    aw shit I made one before I actually read this. Here's the link, if you wanna join. https://discord.gg/888Ccs
  17. It’s Wednesday and I’m scared

    @queenie_flower yeah, we don't live in the same county. Cool tho.
  18. Y'all, I just fuckin pulled a muscle while sprinting to the church that gives out free food during lunch and I'm in pain but I was the first one there so it was almost worth it.

    1. X_of_Coins

      X_of_Coins

      Almost worth it?

  19. It’s Wednesday and I’m scared

    @queenie_flower Curiosity killed the cat. I really wanna figure this out...I couldn't find that writing, btw. You don't have to give me clues if you're uncomfortable, though.
  20. It’s Wednesday and I’m scared

    ....I'm wondering if we live in the same county. My school is doing this, too. I know a lot of schools across the country are doing this, but I've just got this gut feeling...
  21. Isn't RENT based on a french novel? If so, I wanna read it...

  22. Also, am I the only one who wishes Thomas Sanders was cast as Simon in Love, Simon?

    1. thepensword

      thepensword

      OH THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

    2. queenie_flower

      queenie_flower

      Please let him do that dear god I love that man

  23. THIS IS SO PURE. I NEED TO SEE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS ON BROADWAY LIVE. HIS VOICE IS SO PERFECT.

    1. queenie_flower

      queenie_flower

      Okay not gonna lie I was looking for the specific birthday gif I just sent Jess and I found this in the birthday section

      i haven’t laughed so hard in a week askfjklgdjekabv you go nph

      6773ED78-24CC-4637-A95D-41B18F322F4B.gif

  24. ..maybe I shouldn't be watching this with my dad in the room...

  25. DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS WAS IN THE NATIONAL TOUR OF RENT BECAUSE I DIDN'T AND I'M LIVING FOR THIS

    1. justaddbooks

      justaddbooks

      No I didn't oh my god that's cool!

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