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  1. I just realized that this is the first year I'm actually in the Cross Country team photo.

     

    1. X_of_Coins

      X_of_Coins

      I was only in one picture for my softball team.  I was never invited  till I stumbled across them taking pictures...  

  2. PINING JUST LIKE HOW HIS HAIR SMELLED LIKE PINES AND IT WAS AMAZING

    1. drowntown

      drowntown

      was that a fujskign pun young man

  3. IM SO DAMN GAY OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S BEEN GONE 2 HOURS AND I'M PINING AND THINKING ABOUT HIM 

     

    1. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      sounds like you had a good time, then, that's rad!!

    2. flamecoloredglowstick

      flamecoloredglowstick

      'im so damn gay' me too 

  4. OC RP LETS GOOOOOOOO

    Howdy! With all this talk about RPing, I was thinking we could do an OC RP? Let's use @drowntown's bio format and tips. The prompt: Can I stay the night with you? My bio: Name: CaenusAge: 2 months shy of 21st birthdayGender/Pronouns (if applicable): male, he/himSpecies: humanHeight:5'5Appearance (plus a visual reference if youve got one): bright blue undercut, root beer eyes, trident tattoo on left shoulder, long legged, freckles. round, wire framed glasses.Applicable Quirks (accent, biases, languages spoken, phobias, etc) queer af, has anxiety around growling dogs, likes black coffee, doesn't like heights, prefers to be in the water but can't swim very well.Quick Backstory: Fell in love with a girl while working at a carnival ticket booth in the summers of his youth. Unbeknownst to each other, they transitioned at the same time. Grew up in a southern, mildly homophobic/transphobic rural town.Weapons Abilities (if applicable): knows how to fight in small scraps, but that's about it.Powers? (if applicable) none Caenus looks at the text with mild curiosity. Who would text him at this hour, asking to crash at his place?
  5. Ticket Booth, Act 1 Scene 1 Rough draft

    Kate (FTM age 6) is sitting at the ticket booth. The carnival/fair can be seen in the background. She is playing with a tech deck (if one is unavailable, a toy car will do) making small noises. Her parent is in the back, performing small tasks. A patron approaches. Kate (FTM age 6): noticing patron, putting down toy and looking excited Da (or Ma)! We have a customer! Parent turns to greet customer Parent: What can I do for you? Light on parent and patron fades out and a spotlight focuses on Kate Kate: peering into adults conversation How many tickets ya buyin’? You got any kids? How old are you? Where do ya live? Do you have any dogs? I love dogs! Kate is ignored until the transaction is nearly complete Light fades back onto parent and patron Patron: chuckles What a cute little girl! Turns to leave Kate: defiantly I’m not a girl! I’m a tomboy! Kate’s defiance falters and trails off into a mumbling frown as the light fades on the patron who is walking away MTF (age 6) walks on stage with parent(s), wearing a dinosaur shirt, slightly too big cargo shorts, and a cub scout hat. His parents approach the booth and talk to Kate’s parent. Kate: to MTF age 6 Cool shirt! I love dinosaurs! MTF (age 6): I like your charm bracelet! Tugging on mom’s shirt Mommy I want a charm bracelet just like that! MTF Parent: looking down at MTF Cub Scouts don’t wear bracelets like that. You want to be a Cub Scout, don’t you? MTF (age 6): crestfallen yeah, I guess Kate: You’re gonna be a Cub Scout? I wanna be a Cub Scout! To parent Can I be a Cub Scout? Kate’s Parent: sorry honey, only boys can be Cub Scouts. How about Daisies? Kate: but that’s Girl Scouts! I’m not a girl, I’m a tomboy! MTF: to Kate I’ll be in Cub Scouts for you, and you can be in Girl Scouts for me! I gotta go now, bye! Kate: Wait! Takes off bracelet you can have this. It’ll be our secret! Gives it to MTF MTF: Thank you! It’s so pretty! Takes pin off hat here, now you can be an honorary Cub Scout!
  6. I AM BLEEDING OUT OF MY EARS

    1. Ainm

      Ainm

      Read this first without context, and my first thought was "How is Marshall typing if he has a skull fracture?"

      Good luck with the recording, though! I'm sure it'll sound great. 

    2. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      i'm seconding ainm, you'll figure it out, no worries!!

  7. FUCK ME THIS SOUNDS AWFUL

  8. I started messing around with a microphone and recording today and holy SHIT is my voice high today,

     

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    2. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      it's literally just because I'm nervous about getting this perfect. I never sound like this when I'm just singing around the house

    3. drowntown

      drowntown

      sdkgjsdkfjsds ive given up trying to record songs bc i was in choir for four years and the talent intimidates me
      i believe in u tho! im sure the final product will be good

    4. Short_comedian
  9. On Toxic Masculinity

    Toxic masculinity is running rampant through my life and the guy in Forensics is asking me if I'm "still cooking bitches" I say yes through clenched teeth even though I'm still a virgin it's the only way to survive these ever constricting walls
  10. My jam sessions get fuckin' wild I was headbanging so hard my glasses flew off

     

  11. how to trick the captcha beast (and other handy tips)

    YO SAME BUT IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND THEM ONLINE OR AT RENAISSANCE FESTIVALS (you have to be 18 though) YOU CAN ASK ME LITERALLY ANYTHING ABOUT SWORDS I'M SUCH A SWORD NERD
  12. Ladies and gentlefolk, my boyfriend can write better than I can.

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    2. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      @queenie_flower my boyfriend is protesting my claims that he is a better writer...

    3. queenie_flower

      queenie_flower

      I thought the fact that he’s your boyfriend was being disputed bc we’re all so overly affectionate like I call logan son but no. Instead my hopes and dreams to see the cutest fucking thing in the universe have come true

    4. Short_comedian

      Short_comedian

      @queenie_flower hahaha I'm glad Izaak and I have fulfilled your dream

  13. and what if they were angels?

    Dammit, I'm crying because I love you and I love this and I should be working on NHD but weebly isn't working and oh my god you're so gay and I'm so gay and I can't handle my emotions for this right now
  14. OC RP LETS GOOOOOOOO

    "Agnes, I'm not calling you a charity case. You don't have to call them if you don't want to. I'm also 20, so I don't have to check in with my parents," he said before muttering "not like they want to hear from me anyways." He looked at Nick. "Your vigilante stuff is cool, but still. Deniability. As for all you other people with criminal records, I'm not about to use that sword on a cop, if you get what I'm trying to say." When Unit Four made the comment about the heating system, Caenus laughed. It was all too true. He looked at Harley. "Can I introduce myself to them?" "I'm not all that up for sharing backstories right now, but if it'll make you feel safer about sharing an apartment with a bunch of random people, then I'll share mine." @conradbirdie @The Invincible Troodon @queenie_flower @drowntown
  15. The RP was a fuckin PARTY last night and I completely missed it 

    1. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      there will be more parties In The Future, no worries!

    2. queenie_flower

      queenie_flower

      way more parties promised

  16. OC RP LETS GOOOOOOOO

    (I wrote out my response earlier but couldn't post, so here it goes) @conradbirdie @queenie_flower @drowntown @The Invincible Troodon Caenus dutifully finished the ramen and handed out bowls. "Forks are in the farthest drawer to the left, Harley. I really hope there's not gonna be murdering tonight, because I'd be the first suspect," he gestured to the replica Claymore sword mounted on the wall. "I just wanted to put some good karma out into the world," he shrugged. As the group all sat down in various places around the apartment, Caenus decided that maybe it was time to lay down some ground rules. "Four rules though. One, all those under 18-" he looked at Agnes- "are to call their parents or whoever is in charge of them and tell them that they're safe. Rule number two, if you're running from the law-" he shot a quick glance at Nick- "I want deniability. Three, don't touch the sword. Four, don't get me evicted. That's all. Sleep where you want. I'm willing to give up my bed if two of you don't mind sharing." Caenus got up to put his empty bowl in the sink, and, as a joke, tossed a bottle of Windex to Nick.
  17. Damn it dad, LET ME BE UNPRODUCTIVE ON MY LAST BUILT IN SNOW DAY

     

  18. This RP was a fuckin' PARTY last night and I'm screaming for a distraction from schoolwork

     

  19. When Issac Took Over My Mind

    It's one of those days Where I can't get him out of my head Long enough to function
  20. OC RP LETS GOOOOOOOO

    @drowntown "Sup, Nick. I'm Caenus," Caenus said as he put the pot of water on the stove. "Wanna tell me what you're doing around here?" he asked, opening a few of the cans on the counter. "It seems like everyone in this apartment is running from something. Or to something. You don't have to answer if you don't want to. Some stories are better left unsaid. I should know."
  21. OC RP LETS GOOOOOOOO

    (I was going to wait for @drowntown to post before doing this but reading a forum on waiting for Rothfuss to publish his 3rd Kingkiller Chronicle book made me impatient) @The Invincible Troodon @queenie_flower @conradbirdie Caenus got a text from Harley as he was checking out. He was at the apartment, as was the girl he had encountered on his way to the store. He threw some candy bars on to the conveyor belt for the hell of it and paid. He was grateful for June paying for some of the blankets, because his wallet was looking seriously empty and he wasn't due to work for another week. The group (getting larger by the hour, it seemed) arrived back at the apartment to find Harley and the girl (whose name he still didn't know) standing awkwardly. Caenus dropped the groceries on the small counter in his tiny kitchen and clapped his hands. "Everybody gets two blankets and I'm starting the ramen now. There's DVDs next to the TV if you want to watch anything. No cable," he explained as he got out a pot and filled it with water. He looked to the girl. "What's your name?"
  22. OC RP LETS GOOOOOOOO

    @conradbirdie @drowntown @queenie_flower @The Invincible Troodon Caenus stood, confused and slightly concerned at all these people seeming to be running to him. As he was showing Nick to the hastily made bed on the floor of his room, his phone dinged again, and a small girl with bright pink hair threw his door open. "What the hell-wait, you're Keith's sister, aren't you? Hold on a sec," he said before looking down at his phone. It was a text from a guy he'd met at a support group once. Asking to crash at his place. And since he'd already opened his home to two people, why not a third? He replied with a yes. "Alright kids, we're going to the grocery store," he put down his skateboard and waved his hand toward the door. Harley would be here soon, so they had to hurry before he got here. In any case, he texted Harley to just let himself in if no one was home. "Get your coats on, kids," he called to June and Nick. He pulled out his wallet and quickly calculated how much cash he had. He thought about the last time he checked his bank account. Ramen with canned vegetables it is. On the walk to the store, the trio encountered a young girl, around 17 years old, walking along the road. Caenus stopped. "Hey, are you ok? We're going to the grocery store right now, but here's my address if you need a place to stay." Caenus kept walking, not because he wasn't interested in an answer, but because he really needed to get some groceries before Harley got to the apartment. Also more blankets, because he didn't have a couch and only a couple blankets. When the trio finally got to the store, Caenus directed June to find some blankets. Blankets would be difficult to find in a normal grocery store, but this store was more of a general store than a grocery store. He sent Nick to find some canned vegetables and water. The water in his apartment wasn't the best, and he wasn't about to give his guests lead poisoning, no matter how unexpected they were. They eventually got the needed supplies, and Caenus picked up a new DVD in case anyone wanted to watch something before hitting the hay.
  23. I'm crying, literally every character in the RP thread I started is from a southern homophobic/transphobic rural town

    1. queenie_flower

      queenie_flower

      My characters a military brat but hey, her bro is from a southern homophobic/transphobic rural town so I guess she’s as much from there as anywhere?

    2. conradbirdie

      conradbirdie

      aw man, the odds were 50/50 if it was gonna be a solid 3 out of 3, too

  24. I really like the spelling of your name. My aesthetic.

    1. bearboy

      bearboy

      INCREASED HEART RATE thank you lmao !! I'm into weird name spellings 

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